Mothers
Honoring Paula
Proverbs 31:28-31 NKJV
[28] Her children rise up and call her blessed; Her husband also, and he praises her: [29] “Many daughters have done well, But you excel them all.” [30] Charm is deceitful and beauty is passing, But a woman who fears the LORD, she shall be praised. [31] Give her of the fruit of her hands, And let her own works praise her in the gates.
Reach out today!!!!!!
It’s not easy being a mom. If it was easy Fathers would do it.
4 Years Of Age – My mummy can do anything.
8 Years Of Age – My mum knows a lot.
12 Years Of Age – My mother doesn’t really know quite everything.
14 Years Of Age – Naturally, mother doesn’t know that, either. 16 Years Of Age – Mother? She’s hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 Years Of Age – That old woman? She’s way out of date.
25 Years Of Age – Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 Years Of Age – Before we decide, let’s get mum’s opinion.
45 Years Of Age – Wonder what mum would have thought about it.
65 Years Of Age – Wish, I could talk it over with Mum.
Things a mother knows:
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. ft. house, 4 in. deep.
A 3-year old boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words ‘uh oh’ , it’s already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.
Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can’t walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
The fire department in Austin, Texas has a 5-minute response time.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Subject: What My Mother Taught Me
My mother taught me RELIGION. “You’d better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.”
My mother taught me IRONY. “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.”
My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when you get home!”
My mother taught me HUMOUR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
My mother taught me about JUSTICE. “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you”.
To be a Mother means you gave birth.
Webster- female parent
Birthing new life
Genesis 3:16 NKJV
[16] To the woman He said: “I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception; In pain you shall bring forth children; Your desire shall be for your husband, And he shall rule over you.”
The first mother
Genesis 3:20 NKJV
[20] And Adam called his wife’s name Eve, because she was the mother of all living.
The Church the Mother
Galatians 4:21-31 NKJV
[21] Tell me, you who desire to be under the law, do you not hear the law? [22] For it is written that Abraham had two sons: the one by a bondwoman, the other by a freewoman. [23] But he who was of the bondwoman was born according to the flesh, and he of the freewoman through promise, [24] which things are symbolic. For these are the two covenants: the one from Mount Sinai which gives birth to bondage, which is Hagar- [25] for this Hagar is Mount Sinai in Arabia, and corresponds to Jerusalem which now is, and is in bondage with her children- [26] but the Jerusalem above is free, which is the mother of us all. [27] For it is written: “Rejoice, O barren, You who do not bear! Break forth and shout, You who are not in labor! For the desolate has many more children Than she who has a husband.” [28] Now we, brethren, as Isaac was, are children of promise. [29] But, as he who was born according to the flesh then persecuted him who was born according to the Spirit, even so it is now. [30] Nevertheless what does the Scripture say? “Cast out the bondwoman and her son, for the son of the bondwoman shall not be heir with the son of the freewoman.” [31] So then, brethren, we are not children of the bondwoman but of the free.
Matthew 16:15-19 NKJV
[15] He said to them, “But who do you say that I am?” [16] Simon Peter answered and said, “You are the Christ, the Son of the living God.” [17] Jesus answered and said to him, “Blessed are you, Simon Bar-Jonah, for flesh and blood has not revealed this to you, but My Father who is in heaven. [18] And I also say to you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build My church, and the gates of Hades shall not prevail against it. [19] And I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.”
Peter becomes the midwife of The Church
Acts 2:36-39 NKJV
[36] “Therefore let all the house of Israel know assuredly that God has made this Jesus, whom you crucified, both Lord and Christ.” [37] Now when they heard this, they were cut to the heart, and said to Peter and the rest of the apostles, “Men and brethren, what shall we do?” [38] Then Peter said to them, “Repent, and let every one of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins; and you shall receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. [39] For the promise is to you and to your children, and to all who are afar off, as many as the Lord our God will call.”
The last mother prevails
Revelation 12:1-17 NKJV
[1] Now a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a garland of twelve stars. [2] Then being with child, she cried out in labor and in pain to give birth. [3] And another sign appeared in heaven: behold, a great, fiery red dragon having seven heads and ten horns, and seven diadems on his heads. [4] His tail drew a third of the stars of heaven and threw them to the earth. And the dragon stood before the woman who was ready to give birth, to devour her Child as soon as it was born. [5] She bore a male Child who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron. And her Child was caught up to God and His throne. [6] Then the woman fled into the wilderness, where she has a place prepared by God, that they should feed her there one thousand two hundred and sixty days. [7] And war broke out in heaven: Michael and his angels fought with the dragon; and the dragon and his angels fought, [8] but they did not prevail, nor was a place found for them in heaven any longer. [9] So the great dragon was cast out, that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan, who deceives the whole world; he was cast to the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. [10] Then I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, “Now salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of His Christ have come, for the accuser of our brethren, who accused them before our God day and night, has been cast down. [11] And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb and by the word of their testimony, and they did not love their lives to the death. [12] Therefore rejoice, O heavens, and you who dwell in them! Woe to the inhabitants of the earth and the sea! For the devil has come down to you, having great wrath, because he knows that he has a short time.” [13] Now when the dragon saw that he had been cast to the earth, he persecuted the woman who gave birth to the male Child. [14] But the woman was given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness to her place, where she is nourished for a time and times and half a time, from the presence of the serpent. [15] So the serpent spewed water out of his mouth like a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away by the flood. [16] But the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed up the flood which the dragon had spewed out of his mouth. [17] And the dragon was enraged with the woman, and he went to make war with the rest of her offspring, who keep the commandments of God and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.
The mother of all mothers
The triumphant church
She is winning
She is bruising his head
She will swallow up everything he spews out
She is with her husband. She is under His rule.
She is crowned with the stars (glory)
The moon is under her feet (carnal mind)
She is clothed in the Sun (God and His whole armor) (the light of DAY)